What a binge that was last night. I'm retoxing and loving it.
With all that smoking, drinking and you know what, my kidney and liver are in overdrive while I'm retoxing.
With all that smoking, drinking and you know what, my kidney and liver are in overdrive while I'm retoxing.
by GregFresser December 6, 2011
Get the Retoxing mug.A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.
"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
by Huuuuud September 23, 2012
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A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.
Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.
2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014
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Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
by ThatsKempo May 11, 2021
Get the Retard7 mug.The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
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1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
by jspearx3 August 10, 2009
Get the Redbox Retard mug.Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.
by JayThePlug January 1, 2022
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