Its a relic

A response to an old internet catchphrase

Him: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Her: My goodness, its a relic

by Memenonynous September 30, 2017

hoe is religion

When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .

'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'

by Khumi​ *K.L.M* October 28, 2017

The wednesdainian religion

The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.

Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”

by Thesaintofwendesday March 28, 2019

Raw Pasta Religion

Raw Pasta Religion is a culture in which people gather to crunch on uncooked pasta with a God of their choice.

"Timmy, you've been sneaking out a lot recently, where do you go every time?"
"Come on mom I go to celebrate the Raw Pasta Religion with the homies"

by Urbiso October 12, 2019

Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021

West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.

Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.

by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021

Anti-parody religion

Anti-parody religion, or antiparody religion or criticism of parody religion, is the opposition to parody religion and parodies of religious beliefs. Anti-parody religion often seeks to be a reaction to parody religions to parodies of religious/spiritual/esoteric beliefs. Anti-parody religions are often common between antiatheists and anti-antitheists who attempt to make criticism of parody religions in a religious and spiritual way.

Anti-parody religion, also criticism of parody region, is one of the consequences of the rise of antiatheism that is in rise because of the rise of militant atheism nowadays.

by GreaterEspiritoSanto April 6, 2022