Thank You For Not Being a Racist

A word of gratitude from a green man

Thank You For Not Being a Racist

by IcanSEEyou 69 November 24, 2019

pancake racist

a person who discriminates against a pancake by the color of its exterior

mom: pancakes are ready!

daughter: ew i dont want that one. its too dark.

mom: whats wrong with that? what are you some kind of pancake racist?

by anonQ45 September 11, 2013

anti-redheaded racist

A person half black and half white that feels extremely inferior whenever in the presence of a red-headed person and avoids them at all costs due to fear.

I've noticed that guy at work Larry is a anti-redheaded racist.

by ptl1966#1 October 17, 2010

Seattle Racist

A white liberal who supports non-whites in theory, but fully participates in systemic racism. Can include liberals from other parts of the country

"I know that Trump is a racist and Hillary Clinton is the only reasonable chance we have to beat him, but I'm voting for Jill Stein because I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis. I am a Seattle Racist!"

by rdeveraux January 22, 2017

Language racist

A language racist is a person that intend to correct a person that writes something wrong in their mother-language. Knowing the fact that the person is from another country and does not know the language well enough to speak/write it perfectly. The language racist will correct the person and leave him looking like a fool, which would make the corrected person feel sad.

Person 1: Helo all, whats up?
Language racist: Hello* (* = correction)
Person 2: Oh lol, owned.
Person 1: :(
Person 1: Youre such a language racist!
Language racist: You're*
Person 2: Hahahahahahaha
Person 1: .....

by Wriggley March 31, 2009

I am not racist but

A kind of easy excuse that normally when you want to talk about something racist things.

I am not racist but I don't like White people.
I am not racist but I think Asian guys are not attractive at all.
I am not racist but I don't want to have black friend.

by Racist_destroyer April 17, 2021

Nipple Racist

One who preferentializes their nipple selection based on size and location.

My baby only likes to nurse from my right breast. He's such a nipple racist.

by Alpaca lovin July 14, 2012