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Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.
How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore
by Wafflicious July 12, 2010
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Rubberbandits

an incredibly talented comedic rap/r+b/soul/funk duo from limerick city, ireland. their good-hearted perspective, and exaggerated/surrealistic, portrayals cut deeply to the heart of reality...and their music is fucking amazing.
rubberbandits song "horse outside": "fuck your subaru, i have a horse outside!" *dudes with plastic bags over their heads dancing their asses off*
by dfunkt December 16, 2010
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rubbernutting

When a girl rubbernuts (rubs nuts) a guys balls.
Sally went rubbernutting at Jims house.
by MotherNutter August 1, 2017
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Rubberbanding

When someone in an online video game teleports back to where they were before because of lag.

Packet loss or generally bad internet is usually the cause of this problem. To make the game feel less laggy, when the game client sends packets to the server about your character moving, it will show your character moving on your screen before it has actually verified that the server knows you moved. In rare cases, those packets are not received by the server because of packet loss or just delayed by a large amount of time because of high ping. In that case, the server doesn't know your character moved and will sooner or later send back a packet telling the client about the actual position of the character (the position you were last time the server received a packet). On your screen , it will then look like you suddenly teleported back but the server thinks you were always at the position you teleported to.
"I keep rubberbanding all the time, it's really annoying!"
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robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.
As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.
by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009
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cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
by mike xie February 10, 2007
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rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.
Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004
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