Flying Queef

When you're fucking a chick, and she queefs, so you throw that bitch off of your penis.

Damn, i was so drunk last night and i was railing Jenny. Then she queefed, so i gave her a flying queef.

by ilikebigbuttsandicannotlie111 December 22, 2010

dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

by JJBeck February 07, 2010

Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 05, 2011

Queef Licker

The act of when a guy is giving a girl oral sex and she queefs in his mouth

Guy: (licking cooter)
Girl: (farts...out of the vagina)
Guy: (unsatisfied)
Girl: Your such a queef licker!!

by Miss Queefy August 10, 2010

queef nigga

A male or female who thinks materialistic goods can make him or her's social status higher than it currently is. Also be aware this person may talk big game, But deep down inside you know it's a Queef Nigga.

Yeah don't pay any mind to that girl over there she's just a Queef Nigga, who ain't about shit.

by Osam December 27, 2016

queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.

1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.

by borrito_man July 12, 2010

Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009