Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.

Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.

by giantfan1 October 11, 2012

phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

phanomkeo

An Asian man who is funny and very talented. But all he does is lie and lie. This guy!

"Hey you're so good at everything you do, what's your name?"
"Phanomkeo"
"You liar!"

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phanomkemon

An Asian man who was captured into a pokeball. He's fast! He's talented! But he's a man who lives in a pokeball. This guy!

"DUUUUDE! You're so fast! What's your name man?"
"Phanomkemon."
"Dude that's fucking legit man! Where ya from?"
Owner of the pokemon says, "I found him in a cave dude."
"Oh.... you're still fast duude."

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015