One's own excrement. Personal mud usually shows up in the toilet following a long night of drinking and eating drunk food (for example: white castles or taco bell).
“man.. I once made an adobe hut out of my own personal mud”…
Or.. “my neighbor was giving me a hard time about my loud music.. so I left him a mound of personal mud on his doorstep”
Or.. “my neighbor was giving me a hard time about my loud music.. so I left him a mound of personal mud on his doorstep”
by ShellAndy December 2, 2010
Get the personal mud mug."Dude did you see the toilet in the second stall? It was clogged with so much perioop I almost vommed all over the floor!"
"EW this perioop was the worst thing I ever saw AND smelled!"
"EW this perioop was the worst thing I ever saw AND smelled!"
by theclitnextdoor March 23, 2011
Get the Perioop mug.This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 3, 2011
Get the personal pretzel pistol gripper mug.Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).
by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013
Get the Permaflex mug.Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
by Garbage pal bitch July 2, 2014
Get the peruvian forest fire mug.damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong
i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong
i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant
i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong
i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant
by periodingdong May 11, 2016
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