kung fu panda 

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

kung fu panda by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009

Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.

A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.

Schlong Panda by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008

Manda Panda 

1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.

Did you see that Manda Panda over there? She's a communist, because democracy is so 1776.

Manda Panda by charlesalicious August 8, 2009

Filthy Panda 

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

Filthy Panda by Hunty14 January 7, 2011

King Panda 

Any chinese food resturant with fantastic wonton soup and bangin' egg rolls that can deliver worldwide at any time of the day or night.

"I need some chinese food and it is 3am!"
"Let's just call King Panda delivery!"

King Panda by BigTits101 September 14, 2009

Post Panda Paralysis 

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

Post Panda Paralysis by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

confused panda by meldarican June 1, 2011