by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009
Get the Poo-pourri mug.The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
Get the Poo Patrol mug.A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
by JCB123 June 25, 2010
Get the Poo tower mug.Used as an insult describing a douchebag across the room, or just trying to be funny.
Usually used when you get slapped across the face at drunk frat partys.
Usually used when you get slapped across the face at drunk frat partys.
by YourMomIsInMyCloset May 6, 2011
Get the Poo-Poo Head-Dumb. mug."I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"
Ya rt
Ya rt
by LunchKing June 28, 2013
Get the Poo Water Splash Dick mug.Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.
Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
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