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Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls
With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.
by richardhardman April 26, 2021
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Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay
"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"
by NotMyRealName1993 March 1, 2022
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Pentam

Male: Pentam. Female: Nesty. Men when asked, oft admit the relationship they think holy be that twixt them & what good male friend they have. Women not seeing set seperate long-term 3-5 stand to be wifey or other woman. 2 sided. Scorpion-like. Lonely single women not exist. Dad tells daughter "men think of 1 thing". Stating a 2nd "to have what or more than the next man" signifies he's not been who to be like like any next man. He could not watch a daughter leave home into the arms of another man his of his own, like he'd not be doing so so the next man continues to have what to want like 1? For all the daddies girls women were, it will be rare a like-attracting-like husband will ask their wife if she too thinks the holy relationship that twixt her & what good male friend she has. When attached, all the males the pair know will tend to be his friend more than hers. The marriage vow is her agreement with a man to keep her mits off his male (often also married) friends. Money approves male infidelity/polygamy.
Money, unnatural, & 1st degree predatory, provides a man (if hasn't backbone) the means to afford a woman, &, is used to pay whatever other woman for her doing anything. To this day, when a man thinks of paying a woman for anything ..he thinks of one thing. The nesty sees set seperate long-term supportive 3-5 pentam, infrequently enough they each tell her condition since seen her last. Required. She will tell if there's anything wrong with any by the wobble in the others.
He supports 1 of his 3-5. The avenue of motherhood remaining open to the lovely nesty, do not call her 'weight on the economy'. That is who push our all pairing. Discouraged thinking nesty a choice ..with all the names to call her for 'erotic entertainer' which said 1 after the next be passive aggressive for much much worse. If won't buy in to the patriarchal illusion of 'holy', her children will be 'sympathized & embarrassed away ..bond cracked apart, by the nuclear family overlord. It takes many to tango. 'We' say 'men have a higher infidelity rate' but this means 'women take more men off of women', which hides 'men not take as many women off of men', greatly responsible for the high global DV rate, predominantly man against woman. Gauging kinds of whereabouts is a math abiogenetically exchanging the unreasonable for who with maths not thorn bush. The exquisite man-friend the incel, who not gutless to want to be like like the next man, proves woman's satisfaction with the male, & of a covenant been forged. Hello incels. Solution to the Fermi paradox. You of elsewhere be male equivalen of the "other women'. There, but, they keep beneath the radar. Reverse escape artists. Incel, 'virgin' male 2014. Pentamournest female, 2013. The way to take more women off of men, than women do men off of women, disallow the branding of women seeing set seperate long-term 3-5 males ..words meaning erotic entertainer.
by Zara Wurtz February 2, 2023
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air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.
by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010
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Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva
by Satined April 4, 2011
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what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is
Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?
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penile mouthification

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..
by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006
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