patapanap

To punch and tap someone at the same time with one hand, in between a punch and a tap.

Boy 1: HE PUNCHED ME!!!
Boy 2: What are you talking about? I just patapanapped you.
Teacher: Don't worry he only just patapanapped you. There's no need to cry child.

by MilsonCooky April 20, 2015

patterpossum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson. Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead? Nah, bro it’s just a patterpossum. He’s hurt though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

patrick shwavy

1. When you get so fucked up you wish you were never born

Yo I was all Patrick shwavy last night and asked if the kid with cerebral palsy when he would be out of his wheel chair thinking he was the kid that got into the car accident but that kid died.

by Patrick shwavy December 16, 2019

Patchrical

When one has become unstable to the extent that they are numb to it.

She had been subject to ridicule all around her, waiting for a moment of peace for so long, that she had become patchrical. No longer living, simply existing. She was numb. All the voices surrounding her flowed past: meaningless words she'd chosen to stop hearing in a feeble attempt to achieve some sense of tranqullity.

by Aaaaah_62 May 22, 2021

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015

grant pattison

grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.

grant pattison is so perfect

by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020