Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

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condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015

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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015

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condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

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Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.

Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked

by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018

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