The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
by Danthrax March 16, 2004
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by aidan macca March 26, 2007
Get the morton mug.The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab
Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.
by Terry Tough May 16, 2010
Get the Morton Bay Sand Crab mug.A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.
Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the mortal tipout mug.Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008
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Get the Morton Building mug.A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.
"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
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