qwerty2019's definitions
A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.
"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
by qwerty2019 September 6, 2018
Get the Mortonmug.