Mondays

The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"

You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!

by Terence June 16, 2003

robert mondavi

to be close to the best but not the best. to almost be good but just be right below good. a reference to mondavi wines. even though they are not the best they always are sure to please.

"how you been today..?"
"man, i all robert mondavi."

by s rudiman September 12, 2005

monayyy

the ill beer pong team. they currently resign on long island.

" bro you just won the championship in beer pong , do you realize your like MONAYYY"

by jenna an stina. September 30, 2006

Minday

A common nickname for a girl who is tall, blonde, and hot.

This nickname means the girl has also met her soulmate, usually named Jordan.

Did you see you girl?

Yeah, what's her name?

Idk i'm gonna call her minday!

Better watch out or Jordan'll beat your ass.

by J&M1007 October 20, 2008

Mondays

A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.

Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general

by Brianurlacher March 14, 2008

Mondy

Mondy is the nicest person ever.She is really determined and beautiful, she most likely has a lot of guy friends and a few female friends. Always in the mood to party, she always makes sure everybody is alright. She is really attractive and nice af. She is just a friend that everybody deserves!

Waw! Mondy is such in amazing person!

by Heheanonym.com December 8, 2019

Facebook Mondays

Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."

Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!

What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!

by Anthubc2010- Facebook Mondays October 15, 2010