covid mask 

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

covid mask by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

ugly mask 

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

ugly mask by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

Sad mask

You have a special mask for when you are sad so people know you are sad and will make you the center of attention

katie bullies me

The next day wears sad mask

people giving me attention

Sad mask by Ilans BF November 16, 2021

Oxygen mask 

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.

Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.

Oxygen mask by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021

ski mask mack 

(noun) him….. that guy

Yo have you seen ski mask mack he just dropped 50…. Yea bro he really him

ski mask mack by Will Betleheim November 22, 2021

boob mask 

A ladies undergarment; a bra.

With masking being the norm for my 4-year-old, she shouts "Mom, don't forget your boob mask!", while pointing at the bra hanging from the hotel shower head.

boob mask by haveadonut December 6, 2021

Face mask 

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.

I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit

Face mask by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021