milfelam

Mom I'd Like (to) Forget Ever Looked At Me

A mother who makes people very sickened and uncomfortable by checking them out.

I was getting some coffee the other day when this milfelam was checking me out!! I hope I don't get AIDS from being eye-raped!!!

by El_Walter March 12, 2008

milf'd

A mother you loved fucking....but if it was a milf'd Amy you get bonus points! A milf'd Amy will be one of the best experiences you ever have!

Man, I can't believe I milf'd Amy, never had anyone so hot!

by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

MILF

Heather Chronister

Hello, I am a MILF

by 666- April 18, 2018

Milf

Mother In Late 40s

Single mom on Tinder: I’m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?

by Suck.A.Toe June 4, 2018

milfcat

a cat that lives in your milf

wow! man my milfcat is really scratchin me up and sometimes it vibrates

by amanda rowanda August 22, 2006

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009