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liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.
Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.
by Ed April 3, 2005
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Liberal Loonies

An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.
Those Liberal Loonies! Supporting free choice and promoting equality and peace is ludicrous!
by redhed311 April 21, 2005
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Liberals

A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.
Me: why are the taxes so damned high?

Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.

me: Who's idea was that?

Friend: The liberals.

Me: why are gas prices so damned high?

friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.

Me: why not?

You guessed it.
by Starzajo August 1, 2012
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liberal

As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.
Damn tree-hugging hippies are just a bunch of liberals.
by Damn tree-hugging hippie February 19, 2007
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Pussy homo liberal

What you call a Hillary Clinton follower now that they've lost the election.
What you'd call a Clinton follower who refuses to acknowledge the new president elect.pussy homo liberal:what you call a rioter who denies the right to choose an elected president.
by Skank Hunter January 21, 2017
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liberry

A form of a Library that has evolved, becoming more "hip" and "cool," making it appealing to younger generations.
by Poopie Pants September 13, 2004
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liberal

someone who : doesnt belive in God ( unless that God is named Allah ) , loves homosexuality , hates white people ( especially middle aged white christian males ) , is a hypocrite , is full of hate for the white race , belives its okay to call a white man " cracker " , is scared of radical muslims ( even though they worship the towelheads ) believes America should be destroyed , cant look in the mirror ( especially if theyre white ) worships the black man , pretends to be black , dates anyone but theyre own race ( applies to white women ) is a complete sissy , laughs at black people when they make a joke (even if it wasnt funny ) fells responsible for slavery ( even though it happened 100's of years ago ) , shows up in the mass media every time a black person was wronged but stays quiet when a white person is wronged , is a sore loser, kills children, votes for someone just because the person is black and then accuses others of racism if they dont vote for the balck person too.
If im a liberal i can choose to vote for a presidential canidate just because he's black, and it makes me out to be a hero.
But if i vote for a presidential candidate that i like because of his politics but he happens to be white , my liberal friends will dis-own me and call me a racist

Im a liberal and im a big siisy

Im a liberal cause i like gays and im a gay too

Im a liberal im scared of radical muslims so ill just bend over backwards to please them so they wont kill me

im a liberal and work with this black guy , i laugh at his sillyness cause im scared of him

im a liberal and im a hypocrite

im a white liberal i cant look in the mirror cause im ashamed of slavery that happened 100's of years ago

Im a liberal,Jesus is a fictional character but i'll admit that Allah exists because i dont want my throat cut by a radical muslim

im a white liberal woman i suck and fuck black men cause im scared of them and i hate my father and mother forgiving birth to me in a white family

im a white liberal i learned to act ,walk ,dress ,talk , like a black innner city thug because im ashamed of my white heritage,im a pathetic loser.
by thatsrightisaidit March 30, 2011
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