jonestown

The mythical place people say they are when they are in need of a fix.

"Dude, I'm totally in jonestown right now, know where I can pick up?"

by Laptop (Buttoneyes) June 16, 2009

jeffrey jones

The annoying principal from ferris bueller's day off who was convicted of coercing a fourteen year old boy to pose for naked pictures. Jeffrey was subsequently made to join the national sex offender's register.

Jeffrey Jones is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

by littlerudegirl December 11, 2006

Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

by bf December 10, 2004

Jonesi

(1) One of Acurazine's Mega Mods
(2) sasha's daddy

Sasha thinks Jonesi is one perfect mod and one hell of a nice guy.

by - sasha April 3, 2005

Star Jones Reynolds

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.

I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.

by Ayi Delisi November 19, 2004

Gentle Jones

talented rapper who gives aways all his tunes for free and wastes his whole day on messageboards.

gentle jones can be found at www.gentlejones.com

by Slim Godbody March 22, 2005

jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004