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Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.
by Johno Dox August 25, 2022
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Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.
Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
by Kap'in M September 17, 2022
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Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.
Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
by Kap'in M September 17, 2022
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Joshua Jonsey

Absolute stud, also invented navigation without a map.

Gets loads of girls.
Hello Joshua jonsey you absolute beast , I heard you can navigate me without a map.
by Jonsey 38838373 September 26, 2022
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Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.
Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.
by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022
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Holocaust Jockey

by wishinguponacheesemoon February 13, 2023
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Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.
Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.
by StickJockey February 23, 2023
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