A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.
by Matt Rose January 28, 2007
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A father is teaching his son how to drive when the son suddenly makes a wrong turn. The father hits the son in the back of the neck also known as a ping job.
by phantom2k October 6, 2008
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Verb (V): Shop Jobbed or Shop Job'd.
Verb (V): Shop Jobbed or Shop Job'd.
by Pheimos June 27, 2009
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1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
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A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
by johmiyffdytf July 9, 2010
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