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Iron closet

The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.
2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."
by Urban dicker January 26, 2021
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body ironed

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.
I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.
by chelimama April 21, 2010
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Iron Lung

Shitty ass canoe made from iron or another shitty metal
That canoe is a fucking iron lung.
by Isaac's canoe blows April 23, 2007
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post-ironic

adj. Term used to indicate a hipster connection to a nostalgic item. Also used by pop-culture elitists to determine an item as 'passe' in the hipster subculture, but can be still discussed in a sarcastic sense-literally, post-ironic.

Assoc. with post-post-ironic, post-post-post-ironic, etc. (usually, each additional prefix represents an additional level of separation from coolness).
"When I saw a picture of Justin Timberlake wearing a trucker hat, I was wondering if he was being post-ironic or if he actually thought it was cool."

"Enid's outfit was the epitome of subculture Elite, complete with a post-ironic plastic Best Friends necklace from 1995."
by Bagheera March 9, 2006
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Iron Man

A work shift which entails working from open to close.
That guy is either insane, or really needs money, because he's doing an Iron Man.
by Un4givingSlayer May 18, 2008
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iron man

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.
god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school
by big tim August 24, 2004
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Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.
I wanna flat iron you tonite!
by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008
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