Water Sheep

A misunderstood minecraft animal God

His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.

Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;

Water sheep was like a father to me

by delightfulrainbow205 August 16, 2019

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

water high

When you smash a bunch of water and get that rush of freshness

I feel great after drinking that, it's like i'm water high

by TheReignOfChaos September 27, 2017

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011