Idiot Box 

1)...a television, which rots your brain

2)...a completely stupid person who does not deserve to even be alive, and should be killed immediately

3)...an x-box

1)That fat lazy whore just sits on her fat ass and watches the fukin idiot box all day.

2)I can't believe Blap is such an idiot box, he put his shoes on the wrong feet, go kick him in the fukin balls right now for being so stupid.

3)Quit playing that idiot box, and let's get the fuk out of this house, you damn game nerd.

Idiot Box by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

Idiot in chief 

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is America’s idiot in chief.

Idiot in chief by MAGA for real. September 4, 2018

idiot magnet 

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.

Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!

idiot magnet by NAL December 1, 2013

Idiot Mitten 

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

Idiot Mitten by Master N May 16, 2006

Idiot poop 

What edgy 4 year olds say when they wanna call you a bad word but their parents don't let them.

Me: Yo look at this kids sketchers
Kid: Shut up you idiot poop!
Me: Ya'll can't cuss?

Idiot poop by anonymous November 30, 2017

Idiot dip 

When a guy throws a giant dip, and walks around his parents yelling and screaming like an inbread hill billy. The result is him getting the shit slapped out of him buy his hard ass father.

Jimothy: Hey guy how big is that dip?
Dave: half a can!!
Jimothy: that is an idiot dip!!

Idiot dip by daveball February 25, 2011

Idiot Giam 

To fail at something that normal people wouldn't have trouble with because they aren't 19 years old and has like goes to a retard school of technology and gets fired from pizza shit cuzz of prank phone call to own house and goes on xbox with gt of papa giam, and wants the draft even tho he cant win a game cuzz of him being an idiot giam

goes neg 400 in cod4 - host has ended game - idiot giam

Idiot Giam by rofl idiot giam January 2, 2012