gooch burger

To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff

Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.

by thegoochburger October 20, 2007

goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Goooch

Your,First favorite Girls,"frontal,Private Part in wich she urinates from...
You,know her Gooch.

She,had a very cute Goooch,And it tasted funtastic!ALSO! In the Dawn.
MY FAVORITE.....:

by Danny Cuntz February 14, 2008

Gooch Press

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

by schubby January 10, 2014

Gooche

A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.

Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!

by God I'm so awesomeee! October 5, 2009

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

by LunaLovely May 8, 2008

goochsicle

The goochsicle is the name for all the scraps of gooch located in ones skin between their ballsack and asshole. The content (scraps) are put into a cup then a popstick in the middle and frozen. Essentially frozen gooch skin.

This goochsicle tastes like derf.

by Tom Millard June 23, 2004