Gooblering

From solar opposites,
Gooblering means sweating little purple guys when in extreme distress

I'm gooblering right now

by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

GoonBerry

When a fatass that has a blueberry type build gets caught gooning to r34 gregor yaoi.

Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry

by GoonBerry February 8, 2026

Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Gooner Berries

When your gooning and you see that you have dingle berries so when you release the beast you aim it towards your extra dirty dingle berries.

Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.

Timmy had a bunch of gooner berries; but no longer. He does not have gooner berries anymore because he went through serious psychological treatment to get rid of his illness.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 12, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

Goonbert

A person whom is intently analytical and judgmental of others in terms of their masturbation (gooning) habits.

After receiving information regarding the masturbation habits of the general male population, goonbert wrote a 55 page analytical novel summarizing the evolution of human masturbation.

by Joleary67 March 2, 2026