I'm gooblering right now
by Keyboard cryptid January 25, 2026
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person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).
person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).
by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026
Get the goobermaxxing mug.Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry
by GoonBerry February 8, 2026
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Get the Gooberschnärf mug.When your gooning and you see that you have dingle berries so when you release the beast you aim it towards your extra dirty dingle berries.
Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.
Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.
Timmy had a bunch of gooner berries; but no longer. He does not have gooner berries anymore because he went through serious psychological treatment to get rid of his illness.
by cuckmasteroftheworld February 12, 2026
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Get the Goober mouth mug.A person whom is intently analytical and judgmental of others in terms of their masturbation (gooning) habits.
After receiving information regarding the masturbation habits of the general male population, goonbert wrote a 55 page analytical novel summarizing the evolution of human masturbation.
by Joleary67 March 2, 2026
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