gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

Gaper

A stupid tourist in a ski town. Used in a derogatory fashion to describe or label them.

1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."

by BreckGirl February 3, 2010

gaphead

A girl aged 9-19 that lacks intelligence and common sense. They giggle constantly and do really stupid things.

See also skate park ho

Lo! That girl is quite the gaphead, what with her "Angel" top and lowrider stretch pants. Let's stone her.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

gapslap

v. gapslap. The act of slapping a girl's 'gap' (vagina) as hard as you can, often causing her legs to clamp down on your hand, increasing the duration of it's stay against her crotch.

I'd love to gapslap that hoe, she looks like she's plenty plump down in front.

by Digglebutt March 30, 2009

Gapple Boosting

"Gapple Boosting" is a ImWaveyyy's drip used by many others.

Yeah bro that Gapple Boosting Technice was off the BOOF

by urboianoymous October 7, 2020

Gappy Pussy Bitch

1. A female with a pussy so loose that the wind gets trapped in her twat lips and creates a parachute. A high pitch whistle may be heard before liftoff.

2. A female with a pussy so gappy that you can insert several dripping french onion roast beef dipper sandwiches inside.

3. Tanorexic females from Philadelphia

Person 1: Hey where did my dripping french onion roast beef dipper sandwich disappear to?
Person 2: I bet that Gappy Pussy Bitch drizzled some crazy ass on it and shoved it up her twat.

Person 1: She is such a Gappy Pussy Bitch
Person 2: Ard

by dforbdslover July 9, 2011

gaping

when a woman shows her relaxed ass to you. Its a nasty thing only kinky women will do. Dont even try asking your lady. we didnt speek for weeks.

when gays do gaping its called homoholing yeggg..

can you do gaping with your pussy also?

icebears dont like gaping, dolphins like it tho

After me spunking the munchie she did some gaping and when she was done with that, she did some squirting and finnaly gave som good ol' blumpkin

by kukel June 13, 2003