you have farted in a bottle

it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.

avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.

by s_81 April 2, 2009

fortehlulz

For the laughs or for the entertainment.

I know it seems stupid, but at the time I just did it fortehlulz.

by EmEfBot August 2, 2010

force soil

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Donkey Footed

Fuck a girl from behind pull out and kick that bitch straight in pussy my niggas. thus making a clapping sound when foot and front part of the ankle come in contact with the pussy/butthole giving you dolby surround sound like claps

Dave: A Bill I donkey punched my first girl lastnight, what ya think about that?!

Bill: Bitch that ain't shit. I kicked the fuck out this bitch pussy lastnight its called getting donkey Footed . Gimmie a call and ill preform one on your mother.

by Ricochet Rob July 10, 2010

take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018