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fathead

a women thats pregnaunt to an alcoholic tattooed skateboarder who is extremly slow and has a big head..
corrinne you freaking fathead hurry up and have your illegitimate child to that tattooed drunk ass cockspank josh
by the shauno April 21, 2008
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Fatherless Child

Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!
by Nemortul November 13, 2019
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Father figure

Litty titty
YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE
‘K I n k a y y y’
by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018
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Irish father

To leave unannounced and without saying goodbye.
Yo, where did Jack go last night? He totally Irish fathered.
by Room Jew19 March 6, 2011
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Fathyeh

Fathyeh is a deeply compassionate and empathetic individual who values meaningful connections and expresses her care through thoughtful actions and attention to detail.
She feels emotions deeply and is unafraid to show vulnerability, often focusing on the well-being of those she loves.
She naturally nurtures and supports others, finding fulfillment in ensuring their happiness and comfort.
Her introspective nature allows her to navigate complex emotions, and her poetic, thoughtful expressions reveal the depth of her feelings.
Even when facing challenges, she remains steadfast in her love and loyalty, always striving to bring positivity to those around her.
I need a Fathyeh in my life.
by Random_definitions1147 November 24, 2024
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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
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Fathelete

1.) Fat athlete.

2.) Father who had mediocre high school athletic career who watches Espn and forces his kids to play sports and coaches as if he had a brilliant athletic past.
Coach mike was a little tough on the kids today, he is a douchebag fathelete.
by Gdtyme October 11, 2014
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