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Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat
Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."
by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007
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Pat Ferry

Commonly used in Ireland, a Pat ferry consists of a high state of intoxication achieved as a result of drinking large quantities of Guinness and Jameson (Irish whiskey)

Named after Irishman Patrick Ferry who in 2008 died as a result of a binge involving the two drinks
1. Bartender, a pat ferry please

2. I got pat ferried last night!
by pattheledge December 3, 2009
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self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.
Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.
by penthausssss May 17, 2011
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jamaican ferris wheel

When a group of Jamaican men bukake a Jamaican female, whilst playing carnival music. This originated in the time of the rasta clot carnival. The ring leader of the carnivals daughter continuously ran away and the men who caught her played carnival music and bukake'd her into eloquent submission. They then celebrated by eating chicken and picking their teeth with the bones.
Me and the boys gave that girl the good ol' Jamaican Ferris wheel last night. Then went to Popeye's for a two piece Nd a biscuit.
by Hafar Monoluceito April 11, 2014
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tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
by chief22 September 25, 2014
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thickie fershure

1. One who has a nice, curvy figure, or thick ass.

2. Can sometimes relay to personality when someone is not physically thick, but mentally thick.
1. Have you met that girl Deyzha? She's a thickie fershure!

2. Javier: Jackie is a thickie fersure!
Alyssa: But isn't she really slim?

Javier: Yeah, but have you met her?
Alyssa: Oh yeah, she's a thickie fershure!
by # 1 Dad January 31, 2016
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Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016
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