you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!

by Mohib April 10, 2019

Englishisms

the making up of words that doesn't exist particularly in the English language(vocabulary).

Gus: Yo homey! you should have seen my scatterphlat swing yesterday! it was sick!

Nic: Please, just stop! I'm tired of your englishisms. They are as dumb as you are.

by pinchharmonicz January 20, 2011

English

Its a thing i use and maybe you use... If you dont know what English means i think you didnt take a good pre-school

Do you speak English?

Yes i speak English... Weeb.

by ChocolateWaffles September 24, 2017

English Pancakes

The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and juicy. Then eat them and have sex untill she is dead

Lets go english pancakes her!

by Julsssssssssss October 18, 2008

mid atlantic english

see mid atlantic accent

by fast pate June 12, 2003

English people

The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks

"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."

by hawn hawn baguette March 9, 2022