Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.
by Krustyclown September 01, 2021
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dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
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dusty munger

mountain phoenix student slang
1. a dumbass bitch, usually be tippin
2. slapping someone hard af on the back out of no where for no reason
1.
individual 1: yo you hear that fuckboy Foster William Gillette a dusty munger
individual 2: fuck bro, that mf do sex crimes and he tippin
2.
individual 1: *gives dusty munger*
individual 2: you should slit your wrists tonight
by realpizzahut December 28, 2023
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Dusty Snorkler

When your snorting illicit drugs out of a female’s asshole, and you sneeze blowing all the product into the air.
Did you hear that Wax got caught with Lynn doing the dusty snorkler
by Jt king February 08, 2018
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Dusty Plums

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.
These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.
by 11thMeh July 10, 2024
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Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020
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dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass
by The Friendly Nazi July 12, 2017
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