Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Soft drinks

A word used by smaller meme accounts to replace the word meme because normies ruined memes.

Check out these new funny soft drinks on the internet

by softdrinkmemergirl72 November 28, 2016

driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

by mlhiss September 24, 2009

drive-by donating

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

by yes juanito yes October 27, 2014

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

dripler

When Hitler gets drip

Person 1: Hitler will never have drip
Dripler: *best drip* Don't fuck with mein SSwag *proceeds to send person 1 to concentration camp*

by Mein_SSwag May 13, 2021

fourth drink instinct

the last drink before someone passes out from too much alcohol.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.

The fourth drink instinct let us all know that kelcie was about to pass out after one to many vodka shots

by Catyy June 18, 2007