A sinister way that teachers normally ask to solve a problem. Involves division questions that are usually easy enough to do in your head but with long division may take up 10 or more sheets of paper.
Student 1: "Hey man did you finish that last question on the exam?"
Student 2: "Nah, it was long division"
Student 1: "Yeah I feel the same way"
Student 2: "Nah, it was long division"
Student 1: "Yeah I feel the same way"
by Mathalete November 5, 2013
Get the long division mug.adj: 1. Someone who is more obese than anyone else.
2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.
3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.
4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.
5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.
6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.
2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.
3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.
4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.
5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.
6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.
The Hambugler: Chris asked me to one on one him in a video game last night, claming he was really good.
Ronald: Did he beat you?
The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.
Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.
Ronald: Did he beat you?
The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.
Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.
by The Hamburgler! April 21, 2009
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by ChowderMarianatedNips September 13, 2011
Get the Dividing by Zero mug."dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
by andrew November 27, 2003
Get the scuba diving mug.Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.
Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.
by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
Get the Abyssal Diving mug.1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
Get the Captain of the diving Team mug.When someone puts a dip, or chewing tobacco, in there butthole, then a friend takes the dip out with their tounge and returns it into the other persons lip to be enjoyed.
Greg: Tyler, my but still stings from dip diving lastnight.
Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!
Greg: Okay!
Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!
Greg: Okay!
by G-lane October 7, 2008
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