Diede

A person who likes to eat babies

Dude 1: Bro! i heard Diede got arressted!

Dude 2: What! no way! why?
Dude 1: Apparently she ate a baby!
Dude 2: I vote Diede as President!

by itsanacething September 19, 2020

Shum Dive

To dive in a big pool of shum (cum fallin from the anus after sex)

Matt:"hey, did you here greg did a wicked shum dive after filling rosanne, was awesome."

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

No babies died

A common phrase said when somebody is making a big deal out of something that has little or no meaning. Used to place said issue into a larger world perspective. Most frequently used when silencing whiny bitches in online forums.

I don't even know your mom; it was a joke. No babies died, no need to overreact.

by joshknifer May 15, 2015

Men's Dive team

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board

Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team

by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018

Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

by confused cajun man January 21, 2021

fried, died and laid to the side

Someone who is unattractive in a unnecessary manner.

I went to meet a dude named Cardel and he was fried, died and laid to the side.

by Summer smiths August 16, 2016

Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

by Soft French Dick March 3, 2017