massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019

sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body

"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"

by loliknow April 25, 2014

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.

Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.

by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014