Dorky Bob

A dorky male with a girlfriend way out of his league.

Damn that girl is fine...AND Shes with a Dorky Bob?

by DeustWS March 17, 2023

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

Dorkable

Dorkable is typically used as an adjective describing cute female dorks.
Please note that this definition of dork is synonymous with geek and nerd.
That is to say, a dork who is huggable.
Thus the Dorkable was born.

Anne, you're dorkable!
Translation: Anne, you're cute and huggable, but you're also a dork.

by Descartes July 6, 2004

dorkenstein

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.

The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

by TheOblideration July 6, 2004

Dorking

In online chess during a time scramble, the making of moves that forces your opponent to use up valuable seconds parrying strange, unexpected, and empty threats. You might use up all your pieces with mindless sac checks, or attack with your king.

1) I set out to dork him from the start. however, had i slowed down I might have made something of that middle game.

2) I gave that WGM a supreme dorking last night!

by e123h September 19, 2011

Dorkpod

Slang for an ipod, specifically when being used by someone who is unusually obsessed with their ipod(s).

"Will you get your nose out of that Dorkpod, so that we can order dinner?"

by Mely M. October 15, 2005

dorkapus

A person exhibiting an odd collection of conflicting personality traits, hobbies, talents, or interests. This is a word picture originating from the words "Dorky" and "Platypus".

My husband loves football, is a talented fine-painting artist, is Metallica's biggest fan and is a devote Christian: He truely is the poster Dorkapus.

by Squirrel Girl 420 October 10, 2009