davidbowiephobia

the uncontrollable phobia of david bowie

“oh my lordy lord what’s your biggest phobia?
“ah it’s davidbowiephobia, my god i’m shaking rn just thinking about it”

by yourmummymum June 11, 2022

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

Dave Halloway

The name of a gay hyena that is addicted to caffeine. Definitely will need therapy before use.

Dave Halloway is the protagonist in the visual novel Password

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

Willie Davis

A down ass Homie who's always there when you need him. Loyal, Faithful, Trustworthy, and a Mack with the ladies

Man aint nobody down like Willie Davis

by Wonderwoman143 June 5, 2013

The David effect

When someone gets cuter in a matter of seconds

Asia:that boy is so cute
Kylie: no eww he's ugly

5 seconds later
Kylie: OMG he got so much cuter
Asia: I call this a case of the David effect

by KylienAsia July 6, 2016

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

Jake Davis

a fucking bitch that likes to steal my best friend! he also likes to send booty pics...💦🍑

dylan sends booty videos of Jake Davis

by eatyoass January 17, 2019