by Brendan Denzel October 3, 2021
People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!
Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”
Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”
Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”
Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”
Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”
Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”
Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”
Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”
Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”
Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
by Hym Iam November 18, 2022
The Neurodivergent need for everything to be fair and just. Irrespective of the hierarchical structures present in society.
Of course Bobby lost his shit. You’re treating his friend poorly and it just sets off his ADHD Justice complex.
by Erupzn November 3, 2023
Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN January 8, 2018
Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.
Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.
by StoneHusky October 9, 2023