calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

Collins

Collins- to wank, to masturbate, to beat ones meat.

''Brb, i'm just going for a quick collins!''

''Where has he gone?''
''For a Collins.''

by An Mysterious Observer ;) January 26, 2010

colin

A man who urinates on the females he sleeps with.

"Oh I just got colined the other night"

by PWEB September 22, 2006

Colin Farrell

Possibly the best looking actor ever!

Hey Colin Farrell was lookin pretty good in Phone Booth

by K Dub April 10, 2005

colin smurk

something colin moran does when he knows hes getting verbally owned by someone who he couldnt possibly beat up.

While jesse was verbally owning colin, instead of fighting back colin just did the colin smurk to signify that he has been owned so badly he cant do a thing about but laugh

by cole April 4, 2005

calling them out

1. The act of advising a person/persons (usually of a one way selfish nature) that their actions and/or lack of actions are perceived by the mainstream of society as being douchey. 2. Doing the lords work.....well sort of??!!!

Can you believe how obnoxious and selfish those douchebags are acting? I pray to god someone starts calling them out on it!

by calling them out April 27, 2020

wet colin

Throwing the door open on a friend pooping, and splashing the victim with cold water from a glass. So named for the actions of Colin Umeda, master of the wet dong.

David Agiriga unfortunately was the victim of a wet colin.

by The All Observing Eye May 14, 2006