Candor

ONE KICKASS TOWN in UPSTATE NEW YORK!

I WANNA GO to CANDOR!

by paintballingfool December 17, 2003

Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.

It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.

by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008

Condom Cake

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong

"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"

by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009

soda condom

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.

Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."

by Deeniwella April 8, 2010

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

condombobble

The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into

uh oh, the condombobble broke!

by PGTips April 26, 2006

I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

by CaptAhab June 6, 2013