Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 11, 2010
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Assticular Cancer

1) A cross between Ass cancer and Testicular Cancer.

2) You know it when you see it.
Yeah - total Assticular Cancer.
by J.W.W.L August 30, 2010
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kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.
Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...
by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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#cancer

A slang used on social media to define cringe or something stupid.
Instagram Caption: - she so ugly her dancin makes me wanna drink bleach boi #cancer
by CrayUlaCamile April 21, 2017
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Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
by madcnt666 December 06, 2019
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