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Cracker Smacker 

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
Cracker Smacker by Space Turtle November 5, 2008

cracker jack

hey, lets go out to da rez yo and score us some cracker jack bud
cracker jack by Teliot May 4, 2003

Cracker With Butter

It is the worse insult you could possibly say to someone.
Possiably so bad the affended person has the instant right to commit murdeur to the name caller.

Cracker-jacking-it 

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
Cracker-jacking-it by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009

Cracker Tapped 

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
Cracker Tapped by John232115 March 24, 2010

cracker jack Realtor 

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
cracker jack Realtor by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010