cigarettes

A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.

"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes

"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"

by Alon-A December 13, 2025

rolled cigar

A cigar with marjiuanna wrapped around it. Normally used at parties to get you more drunk

Last night i smoke 5 rolled cigars

by Kales September 25, 2006

Party Cigarette

When atleast 20 cigarettes (or butts) are held together in a pop can with the top and bottom cut out and smoked at the same time.

MAN, I SMOKED A PARTY CIGARETTE AT THE KIM MITCHELL CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT FROM NICOTINE OVERDOSE, MAN!

by Flip Gunderson September 24, 2010

Silver cigarrette

The act of having gay anal sex, while the penis is covered in aluminium foil.

My boyfriend gave me a silver cigarrette last night. It made me bleed a little but it was amazing.

by TheDudeOfAlderaan2 January 19, 2011

Colorado Cigar

A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.

Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar

by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013

juban cigar

The fake cuban cigars sold in mexico to american tourists.

"Senor, would jou like to buy this juban cigar... it's almost free."

by rockballew December 31, 2014

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015