head bang board

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.

"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

VN boards

cool msg boards...i aer teh 1337 ho

Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son

by Tim March 26, 2004

Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

by JAD October 6, 2003

board

If youre down to do something

im so board to go out tonihgt

by DDGREATSKUA October 22, 2006

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

Botard

Botard is the word to describe someone who is a bogan and a retard. The bogan part is trashy, lower class, dirty, uneducated and the retard part is stupid, slow, irritating and annoying.

Dano: Oi Hamo stop picking ya nose ya bloody botard

Jenno: Aye Bart, knock knock?
Bartholomew: I don't have time for you, botard.

S: I'm cool
R: No you're a botard.

by Leafy94 January 10, 2011