human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

bankers tie

breast sex with penis, titty fuck, completion may
include pearl necklace.

Dang dat hoe got some big ole titties, plenty enough to hang a bankers tie on dat hoe!

by Capt Catfish March 23, 2006

Blaike

A two-faced liar with a bad memory. He cant fight his own fights because he is a pussy and he gets other people to talk shit for him. He tries to act emo or gothic but he just looks gay. He never talks to anyone and just sits in the corner alone chuckiling. Also, he walks like a model and thinks hes sexy with his faggot shoes.

You see that guy over there chuckiling to himself?
Yeah why?
Hes such a faggot, thats Blaike

by Moban April 21, 2011

Investment Banker

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas

Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.

by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010

blackeneese

A person of mixed races, african american and asian

Tiger Woods is blackeneese

by Don Chalant February 20, 2005

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

blackenization

The process of white people leaving an urban area for the suburbs leaving a black plurality. The process can only be complete when African-Americans hold the positions of power such as Mayor and police chief.

When Kip Holden was elected mayor the blackenization of Baton Rouge was completed.

by Conrad January 20, 2005