Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

Cracker bible

Crack dealer carries a bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Infinte bible of Brainrot

The Infinite Bible of Brainrot symbolizes the essence of Generation Z's digital culture. It's a collection of memes, jokes, and cultural references that reflect their humor and social commentary. For Gen Z, it's a sacred text and a digital playground, embodying their love for irony, absurdity, and online connection. It's a symbol of their skepticism towards traditional institutions and their preference for decentralized media. Overall, it's a reflection of Gen Z's creativity, resilience, and irreverence in the digital world.

2099 last gen Z on his death bed

Greatson: Pops! Pops! Say what you did when you were 7

Grandpa: Sonny... I was reading the Infinte bible of Brainrot and singging the masterpiece of this century skibidi toilet...
"DIES"

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

The Bible

Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.

"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2024

Troll Bible

The Bible of trolling written by the GhettoJesus Savatar.

Savatar wrote the Troll Bible.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.

There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.

by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble

1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion.

Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble

by Darnie April 8, 2003