bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009

bacon hairs

Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.

These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 7, 2004

Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

baconflower

"Baconflower" is itself just code for "BCF" which stands for "benevolent crazy fellow." This would be any overly sheltered person who's never quite adjusted to life in public.

"That guy gave me the creeps."
"Lighten up, he's just a baconflower."

by 23 squidoo December 21, 2008

Bacon trippin'

The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.

Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...

Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'

by put a donk on it June 5, 2009