missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

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green burrito

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

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When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

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Poorly put together and always leaves someone covered in shit

I used to be cool. Then I had a party burrito.

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When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.

She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!

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Used to describe a person who is attractive in some way but has zero personality.

Friend 1: Hey, broski! Are you going to hang with that hot chick again you were with yesterday?
Friend 2: Nah, man. She's a rice burrito.

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