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Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"
going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
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Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
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long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)
by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
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face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021
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The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
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Bardinat

A combined creature of, 1/4 bat, 1/4 cardinal, and 1/2 Beaver! Has ears of a bat, head of a cardinal, beak of a Cardinal, feet of a cardinal, a beaver tail and a body of a beaver.
Guy 1: Look at that Bardinat!

Guy 2: Woah, so totally awesome.

Guy 3: im on crack.
by LightWing2 May 27, 2008
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Bardom

A term associated with being bored at a bar or bar-boredom. Usually caused by poor knowledge of the best location for you at any given time for mingling with good friends, meeting people you enjoy, and basically having a good time.
Every place we go out to in this town gives me a serious case of Bardom. We need to find some better places to hang out!
by Scotty_Mac October 20, 2008
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